Just a week after the trees in back of our house caught
fire, we had another fire at the front of our property, where the woods and
field border the road. One thing I need to mention is that people in our corner
of the Pacific Northwest are obsessed with fireworks. For months before every
fireworks-heavy holiday (New Years and Independence Day), tents pop up selling
fireworks with names like “TNT”, “Shock and Awe”, and the most appropriate of
all, “Redneck Fireworks Stand”. The local populace starts setting off all sorts of explosions
a week before the holiday; on the actual date it sounds like a war zone from
morning until well after midnight. People must stockpile fireworks because
they also set them off whenever a Seattle sports team wins.
There is always the occasional mishap when fireworks are set
off by people in various stages of pre-adolescence, adolescence, machismo,
and/or intoxication. This year, houses and cars were set on fire, fingers were
blown off, and our bamboo grove was set on fire.
We were calmly having guests over for dinner in the midst of
continuous explosions large and small when there was a commotion up by the
road. Michael went up to investigate and found a section of our bamboo grove on fire,
with flames flying up to the sky and spreading like wildfire (no pun intended)
through the leaves and dry grass below the bamboo.
The culprits were two teenage boys and
their goofy father, who had shot off some sort of explosive device that was
“supposed to go up, but went off to the side”. I did not witness the firefighting
operation in person, but was told by those who did, that someone in the group
was trying to carry water to the fire in an orange bucket full of bullet holes caused by its having
been used for target practice (probably the bucket in the photo, which I took from a distance). Imagine the comic effect of a boy carrying water
in a bucket spouting water out of multiple holes,
ending up empty by the time he got it to the fire!
Eventually, mostly with the help of Michael and our friends,
the whole bumbling crowd managed to get some water to the fire through a sort
of bucket brigade, and finally through a hose. There’s no serious damage, just
a lot of charred grass, some dead bamboo, and some semi-traumatized teenagers who were abjectly
hauled to the house to apologize to those of us who hadn’t even realized that all this was
going on.
I hope this is the last fire for a while!
[Photos are mine]
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